Tinseltown Funnies

• Across
  1. 1. 10-min. muscles
  2. 4. Bruce Willis bleaches his hair?
  3. 13. Booze from bees
  4. 15. Scoop syndicator (abbr.)
  5. 16. "Watch out for trains!" with -ing (abbr.)
  6. 17. The ___ of Pooh
  7. 18. With 47-down, southern dogs running moonshine?
  8. 21. Has a little too much?
  9. 23. To spec. one
  10. 24. '60s / '70s German psych band
  11. 26. Teachers, e.g.
  12. 27. Avoid a pedestrian, e.g.
  13. 29. Kick in the side
  14. 31. Nothing
  15. 33. Talkie starlet West
  16. 34. See 19-down
  17. 39. Watch setting in 43-down
  18. 40. Baracus of "The A-Team"
  19. 41. Precursor to "grad"
  20. 42. Nucleus and electron cloud
  21. 44. Alphabet seq. given in Wheel of Fortune's final round
  22. 45. Zero percent chance
  23. 46. Difficult sounds for a lisper?
  24. 48. Wizard who fits half of this puzzle's theme
  25. 50. To the n___ degree
  26. 51. G. Clooney hit
  27. 52. Made oneself at home
  28. 53. With 49-down, an 1881 assassination victim who's the subject of unrequited passions?
  29. 56. Inspiration for variations
  30. 58. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II" titular substance
  31. 60. My boy who was delicious?
  32. 62. Loughlin of "Full House"
  33. 64. ___ a minimum
  34. 65. Three frames of Obama's scorecard at the alley?
  35. 66. Crazes
  36. 68. It can't buy rigatoni any longer
  37. 69. Definitely not right-side up?
  38. 70. Let's keep it on the ___ (abbr.)
• Down
  1. 1. The "plenty more" where that came from?
  2. 2. McCartney's last "word of wisdom"
  3. 3. Spade and Shepherd
  4. 5. More "last season"?
  5. 6. Scream with cheese
  6. 7. Chemist
  7. 8. Make nuts
  8. 9. The Ken Lays of the world, for short
  9. 10. Yom Kippur offerings
  10. 11. "I hate the army and I hate the ___" (Clash lyric)
  11. 12. Hairy rag?
  12. 14. Prosecuting att'y
  13. 19. With 34-across, mischievous gangsta?
  14. 20. College Bd. claim-to-fame
  15. 22. Superlatively illin'
  16. 25. The most difficult to discern?
  17. 26. Object of liberated burnings
  18. 28. Wolf down
  19. 29. Throw mud at
  20. 30. "I will give thanks ___ thee"
  21. 32. Gave, as a bail bondsman
  22. 35. Truckers' mode of comm.
  23. 36. Corn serving size
  24. 37. Part of CFC
  25. 38. The best part of "The Godfather"
  26. 43. Heat home
  27. 44. Spending money
  28. 47. See 18-across
  29. 49. See 53-across
  30. 53. Salami land
  31. 54. '80s/'90s TV drama featuring esqs.
  32. 55. Touchérs
  33. 56. Giver of saucy chicken?
  34. 57. Mouth's partner, in disease
  35. 59. And all the rest (abbr.)
  36. 61. Mai ___
  37. 63. She-bear, to Pedro
  38. 67. And by that I mean…